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Can your dog change a lightbulb? – Funny Bone

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

(Recognise your dog here?)

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb??

Border Collie: Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.

Dachshund: You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler: Make me.

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Labrador: Oh me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeease let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeeease??

German Shepherd: I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven’t missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Jack Russell Terrier: I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Old English Sheepdog: Light bulb? I’m sorry, but I don’t see a light bulb?

Chihuahua: Yoquiero Taco Bulb.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there…..

Greyhound: It isn’t moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle…

Poodle: I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Ridgeback: I do not take orders. If you wish to suggest I change the bulb, I will consider this in my own time and get back to you later.

Bulldog: Yawns from his comfy position on the sofa and then rolls back over to sleep.

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